Drunken Blog Entry

As if last night's entry wasn't enough. This is a fully drunk blog entry. I have had a 32oz bottle of Milwaukie's Best Ice beer ($1.59 + $.05 deposit at a local mini mart), 1/3 bottle of seriously bad red wine and one Oxycontin. Yes, my cramps are that bad. I hate that bitch AF. She can suck my husbands left AND right nut for all I care. Cause, honestly, I don't really want to. His shit stinks too much down there for me to want to suck it. I mean, the only time I want my face anywhere near his nether regions is when he is FRESH out of the shower. And yet, it's all he can ever fucking talk about. Fine, what-the-fuck-ever. He can talk about it. Doesn't mean I'm gonna do it.


Anyway, so, yeah, I'm drunk. Been a long assed fucking day and this day didn't turn out the way I originally anticipated it to turn out. I didn't end up going to the "friend's" house to work for her today. Instead, I ended up getting called out to flag today. For those who are not familiar with flagging, this is traffic control around construction sites and I am certified to flag in 5 different states. Yay me. This was the first time I've been called out to work in over a month. Hence the "I'm unemployed" post this morning. My husband is certified to flag, too. I tried to get him to go, but, being the pansy that he is, he didn't want to. So I did it. In subfreezing temperatures.Yes, I am more a man than he is. Hmph.


So, yeah, I am indeed very intoxicated. Wishing I were more so, honestly. I need more booze. But I know better, even in this drunken state, than to add liquor to the mix after beer and wine and all I've got left right now is Southern Comfort (which I really don't think I'll ever be able to drink again...).


What shall I write about now? Hang on, lemme go ask a friend....


OK, so he says I should write about my posing nude for a photoshoot. Yes, I have done this. But, it was my husband shooting the photos. It was a shoot I WANTED to do. In fact, it was my idea! I am not by any means a small woman. OK, so I'm short at only 5'4" tall but I'm not small body wise. I am at just over 180lbs and a size 14. I wanted to show that even a size 14 is beautiful and I truly believe I have done so. I wish I could show you all these amazing photos, but, alas, they show my face. And, I truly cannot show you those. Because, you know, where would my anonymity be then???


So, I've told you that I have no problems posing nude. I mean, honestly, I m an exhibitionist. I love showing my body off. And, mostly, it has served me well. I know how to fight off the pervs who aren't interested in ME, and those who are interested in more than just my curvaceous body, well, they get to become fantastic friends. Oh, but please don't get me wrong! I have never nor will I ever cheat on my husband. I do love him. Even though most of the time I want to knock his block off.


Yeah, OK, I think I should go to bed now. Good night my dearest lovelies. Please do comment if  you feel the need. I LOVE feedback!